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Showing posts with label Creation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Creation. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Catalogue

  • For this much money:
    • $2,000.00
    • $1,500.00
    • $50,000.00
    • $4,000.00
    • $1,040,040.00
  •  I will do this:
    • Go to your house and open various drawers, cupboards and closets, and rifle through them.
    • Go to your house and ring the doorbell over and over again and when you answer the door, I will read the entirety of the first obituary of that day's paper of whatever town you live in.
    • Go to your house and take your flatscreen hdtv television.
    • Go to your house and draw with pencil on a wall of your choosing for 4 minutes.
    • Go to your house and live.
  • You must provide:
    • Cashier's Cheque
    • Current Address
    • Schedule of when you are home
  • I will provide:
    • Certificate of Authenticity
    • Statement of reality of above event occurring at your house, both signed by me

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Optimystical

Watching the documentary 'Note by Note: The Making of Steinway L1037,'' Ben Niles (2007) drove home the very real, physical, metaphysical, cerebral, psychic, and mystical connection and total similarity between art and craftsmanship.  The Steinway workshop, in Astoria, New York, is a massive, hallowed studio, which also doubles as a de-facto art gallery, showroom and concert hall in two senses.  The first sense is the obvious, when the masters come to the basement of the workshop to select an instrument for performance.  Kenny Barron sits down at an instrument and plays it for less than 2 seconds before getting up and quickly moving to the next.  He starts playing this one, and instantly he is digging in hard, with deep fast chords.  "Mmmuuhhhh," he lets out.  The second sense is the constant 'work' going on in the upper levels of the workshop.  Small teams of master craftspeople weld their tools, instruments and lives and the sounds come to life and coalesce, not to be described.  Two ends of the line, coming together.  The journey as beautiful and valuable as the center of the line, the performance.  There are few true craftspeople left.  Let us truly respect them.