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• For this much money:
• $2,000.00
• $1,500.00
• $50,000.00
• $4,000.00
• $1,040,040.00

•  I will do this:
• Go to your house and open various drawers, cupboards and closets, and rifle through them.
• Go to your house and ring the doorbell over and over again and when you answer the door, I will read the entirety of the first obituary of that day's paper of whatever town you live in.
• Go to your house and take your flatscreen hdtv television.
• Go to your house and draw with pencil on a wall of your choosing for 4 minutes.
• Go to your house and live.

• You must provide:
• Cashier's Cheque
• Current Address
• Schedule of when you are home

• I will provide:
• Certificate of Authenticity
• Statement of reality of above event occurring at your house, both signed by me