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Everywhere other than California = the badlands

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These words and phrases are simple no nuance. Equality. Not equality for _________. Equality. Human rights. If human, you get these rights.

Always stay as far away from cars as you can Especially when you're in one

I found a small femur bone at bean hollow, washed smooth and clean by the ocean See! It's easy to write poetry. Joy is looking for you

There's trillions of tiny agates on every beach But we only harvest the ones of size

You never hear the manufacturers of jewelry bags complaining

Never forget that the word surgeon used to mean psychotic murderous human experimenter. WE determine the meanings of things

It does make the TONE better, though! And what do we have, if we don't have TONE CONTROL

imagine a musician who deals solely with sequencing algorithmic expressions spending a good third of their time trying to play in tune

My favorite kind of music? music in which the musicians find and exploit the nooks and crannies with their heartwood feather dusters

Start saying Wiccan instead of weekend

All $ I've ever made playing saxophone has gone into repairing saxophones or buying new ones. It's far from a zero sum game though, so, charge!

Dwellings are mystical

I'm on the patch

Get on the little ride outside the grocery store. I'll put a quarter in

Give Bernie some money why don't ya

Bled on a reed today playing a Sikh wedding

close enough for extremely exact music that requires virtuosity and no imitation, enforced with the threat of public shaming!

Close enough for the sacred genius creations of great black American artists racistly named 'jazz' by white supremacists!

It's funny that smooth jazz is extremely difficult to play

Don't trust anyone with an undented salt shaker lid

Dude come over my dad just got DSL

I will do a Ted talk where I burn incense, sing a little, play finger cymbals and sleigh bells and stare with longing, for a fee

Everytime someone has said "you know you want to" to me, I have never known I wanted to

Excuse me, sir? Oh, it's just that the most incredible things on earth are happening, all the time. Come back later? Of course sir

God bless the terrible public art on every California state university campus

My grandma took my mom and uncles to one of the first EST retreats in 70's Escondido. Jolt Rebirth new age cred run deep

I guess cause I was born here I have a right to live in this strange place?

Never thought I'd get To say that lizards are my daily friendly visitors in San Francisco.

The music known as punk rock? Oh, no I was talking about the receptacle that I put the puns I write in. My pun crock.

This feed is now closed

IMPORTANT TAX DOCUMENTS San Francisco: We're bringing it back. Give me 4 years. Summer of Love '19. Sincerely, Mellow Rebirth

revised: gimme two years. Summer of love '17 (Historically accurate)

Who says there's no good words to describe large amounts of people? We have 'insufferable'!

If you buy my album I'll come over put yr feet in an Epsom salt bath, spray lavender mists on your head and sing to you. Jolt got ya covered

A mass produced poisonous beverage!

Jus tryin to get 3 units in Rio Rancho can I live

Don't make up new classifications for people. Yahowa knows we already have enough

An endless video loop of Ronald Reagan's Vegas revue

In line at the taqueria, a full conversation between two men: "Durham, North Carolina." "Yep."

Free improvisation musicians and the wo/myn who love them

mother of pearl of mother of pearl of mother of pearl of mother of pearl of mother of pearl of mother of pearl of mother of pearl of mother

Also, continuing shame to the kid who beaned me four times in one Little League game and got me scared of the ball I'm now outta shape cuz u

New album delivery notes: FICTION.

New album notes: No Overtone Crowding DYNAMICS! Intonation Unified movement Everything is performance Sustain Octaves and unison 5:40

I'm ridiculously smart shouldn't someone be paying me to exist?

Hi, I am MacGruffin, welcome to my microphone shop:  MacGruffin's Microphones

Corners of rooms are weird things

Many people sing along to instructive disco songs like "Celebrate", "We Are Family" and "Good Times" but do not heed their messagi

Could you be a person who calls blink 182 'blink'? WELL, COULD YOU?

Bird was supposed to be the alto on the  "birth of the cool" sessions Warne marsh couldn't make the session so no tenor. this was later thought to be purposeful and a 'statement' As my friend Matt Davis used to argue, Gerry Mulligan is the secret shooter here. As time passes I wonder if it’s really JJ JHNSN And Max Roach, as ALWAYS, was the reinforced steel beam bridge between everything known and unknown

I'm not printing out two 30 page handbooks just because you HIGHLY recommend it

Several exotic fruits in my refrigerator

The right to be surveilled

A few people have semi-correctly identified me as an ultimate hippy/new age brother who doesn't at all present as such

Poor lake Merced

An attorney in a tourney

You might catch me in the polish deli alternating between different pronunciations of coyote

Yawning sycophant is a really great descriptor of many

You'd pick up a quarter but not 25 pennies

Saw a dude with sparsest combover possible. guess you got to start somewhere

What's your favorite music? Me (just so I can list these names):  lord fly, lord flea, lord composer, lord lebby, lord power, king scratch,

I don't get it. Do people expect cops not to fight? If someone clearly doesn't have a gun, they should just put their dukes up or y b a cop?

'People usually come here once and then never come back' The doctor said to me

'Has your face always been crooked' the doctor said to me

Never assume the behavior has stopped

Don't complain; plain

The paper of wet curd

'In his later years, he concentrated on work that he could pay others to do and call his'

Wallpaper of dirt on every wall and ceiling

Rich people are so bored they just make up situations and create them with their money

I figured out success in art. If your art reflects something from your earlier life accurately to you, it is successful

Saw a big rig driver stop to let a rat cross in front of him. Later in the same drive saw three coyotes roaming seacliff

Level Up level Down Level Up

Dreamt I lost my shoes and didn't care

Who Minton

badminton is spelled bad Minton

Stop making high wattage bulbs. There's too much light

It should have been don't trust anyone under 30 EXCEPT US

There's always emotional attachment to power structures embedded in appropriation

So it'll be interesting in 10 years or so to hear some (now) mildly talented mfrs develop (hopefully) into something substantial (?)

I maintain that one of the phenomenons of late period music recording is that people put out records before they're ready

Joe Farrell tells you whether not to play disc golf if you listen to the rekureds

Always left disillusioned by the academic formula continuance

I guess I would be the best president ever or something? guess I'm a great president now? Just write my name in and skip the campaign I gues

I DJed ruby skye and just played out both sides of Barry Cleveland's 'Stones of Precious Water' tape

Have you poli'd with the top five families lately?

Momenting

Kenny Wheeler more punk rock than you

New Raekwon tape Music pushes through time, essence

You're invited to Bjork's birthday party

Carlos Salzedo, Essenced

Made eye contact with an old man walking backward on Laguna Honda

Lint, now there's a crisp name to try on for size

?! ?!

Weird Promo

Back to that parking lot Store(s) the memories

Persuade the Mtn Gorilla

Fish or Beef

Used to have the passenger windows locked

Dreamt I lost my shoes and didn't care

Too many streetcleaners and leafblowers walkin around

aphex twin in the city driving homeless woman appeared to be divining sidewalk Dancing the music perfectly sketching the street witha stick

Take out that wall with the sledgehammer. Replace it with CUBES OF GLASS

After 8 months, I have been approved by MediCal and embraced into the system. Mahalo

Are you subtracting, adding, or refining?

Weird to think there was a time when people actually lived the songs they wrote

hit my metal table with the metal tines of a plug. it made a beautiful tone. Now I'm disappointed in myself for not noticing earlier

Rode hard to Pat Metheney dad musics with the top down Are you coming with me?

Waltzed in the bitter wind to some Arthur Miles The Yodeling Cowboy Are you coming with me?

Cleansed my noggin by blasting some Korean funeral musics into it Are you coming with me?

Cry stitch in Christchurch

"Yeah, it's beautiful, sure. Half the people here are nice, half are nuts. Crazy." -a gas station attendant in Sausalito

Drape me in the sparkly metallic paper thin windbreakers Miles Davis wore in the 80s

CARROTS FRESH PULLED FROM THE GROUND Shake the dirt off but briefly, leave it in the cracks and crannys

Just tryin to blow up enough that I can get an endorsement from Traditional Medicinals Tea

We're all someone else to someone else

The last step before true improvisation is losing the fear of sounding bad Then your only goal is surprising yourself

I get the yips, see

I'd like to think my ears have grown (physically) since I found the truth in music

Waiting for someone to analyze my tone in a historical context

Castro tried out for Major League Baseball

I want color on everything. Too much to ask?

Where are those rocks now?

Police ATVs in the 'Sid

Get a tiny drumset, call it Mallard

The good ones are always mentally marked

Oh wait I'm perfect

Uh oh I'm perfect

Oh yeah I'm perfect

Just remembered I'm perfect

I LIKE TALKING TO PEOPLE. YALK TO ME

You really can't usually do better than the first take. Accept

I've just been cast as a pineapple in the upcoming Tiny Tim biopic

A pineapple preschool......................for dogs.......

Velcro me to a blank billboard and shoot pineapple into my mouth with a slingshot

Chisel swung 8th notes into my brain and I will smile wide

Nan earplug pon me skelly fi sleepy time

Driving through the central valley loving the deep glowing straw color of "dead" lawns

I can't fight this feelin I can't fight this feelin

Rated X by Miles Davis is objectively one of the best chunes ever. Where did that one even come from?

Wana come over and watch consumer electronics news reports on basic cable?

I mean, what if it was all just a crazy weather pattern that could happen again? Said a crazymen

Being on an ark with all the animals in creation would be TERRIFYING

Think the infowars guy live in my terrible hood Good thing no one leaves their houses

The longest running joke on The Johnny Carson show was that Ed McMahon was a degenerate alcoholic, which is a true thing

Lost my tambourines at Viracocha and got em back

Who let the dogs out Who Who who Whowho The party was nice the party was bumpin

You don't understand, we come from the cold

Elephants defeat the banana=evidence of Yahweh argument

Man fears time. Time fears only the pyramids.'

BRING US A FIGGY PUDDING

You keep the beat going IN YOUR HEAD

We proud cyborgs, leaning into the wind (glasses)

I hate to say/can I say that European phrasing of eighth notes is just a sad sad watering down of African phrasing of eighth notes?Yes I can

Do you know what lineage you're coming from?

What if I had a donut in my hand right now.

Go back in time to gently coerce David Lynch into directing 'return of the Jedi'

There's an actual ancient profession of a matchmaker, someone who would make life decisions for families

I want to write books for prison libraries

You don't bring a bible into North Korea and expect them to laugh and shake their heads, but I have sympathy

I identify with Alice in wonderland

Wow what a cool big idiot and dum dum I am! Kalu kalay!

Tres streetlights, shining in me window

Anyone wanna join my band Minion? I need 9 more Jewish men

Have people danced to your music?

Plugging things in

Richard Roundtree stay draped in denim

Some bad billbrds in Oakton

The holy hypocrites of the north, we plundered the dunes for inspiration

Someone told me "you don't look like you're from this era" tonight

Should I make Raekwon my north star

ALWAYS TAKE THE LUMP SUM

Got caught up in the spice (no Dune)

Always take the lump sum

Felt that my blanket was arranged in an interesting unplanned way on my bed In a way some folks may call wabi sabi

A little morbid, I know, but what's preventing someone from buying guinea pigs (quì) from the pet store and raising them for meat?

Praise Lono !

I saw Yo-Yo Ma tune

Onnnnnnne calliiiiiiifloweeeerrrr please!!!

Well shht when you get down to it I'm really just an underutilized post-bop alto player with extended technique leanings but

Well shht when you get down to it I'm really just an underutilized punk rock drummer who expanded into weirdness and extended techniques but

a space heater fell on my toe and the pain lasted for so long and was so strong I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, vote for me 👍

Ceviche and torta has left the building

We'll Provide A Pup Tent For Mr. Brooks And Make Sure He Has Cornmeal Every Night. Once Calluses Form He'll Be Right As Rain

Hire David Brooks To Pick Artichokes In Castroville: Don't Take No For An Answer! Yes, He Will Struggle And Resist, But He Is Easily Broken

I LOVE PLAYING MUSIC I LOVE MUSIC

The Hippocratic oath is when doctors pledge to say "welcome to the Toby show" to every newborn baby

Yahowa bless mi familias

adventures and friends (including the magician Burgerini, vampire Count Fangburger, talking ape Burgerilla, and Cackleburger the witch)

Ike Quebec

I love fog

Pringles are pressed together sweepings off the potato chip factory floor, look it up

MEMORY HOVER

Layer the blame nice and thick, like butter

*opens trench coat displaying 10s of thousands of acres of shale deposits* Hey buddy.....................wanna buy some natural gas rights?

It costs four d-bones

We all got good amounts of lead in us, slightly insaning us

When you open the door to let in Elijah you're really letting in thousands of tiny Elijahs

"What phrase will he use to describe Lee Konitz in his write up??" No, just kidding, it would be 5 people, Jehovah bless them

A heavy yet elusive influence is a phrase I used to describe Warne Marsh

As requoth I: "Cancel The Apocalypse!" -Saul Williams

Everything that you encounter WILL help with Your Mission

Ey.... Wanna buy some SHALE DEPOSITS?

Keep the Beefheart art near the bathroom mirror for inspirato

I'm not an engineer I'm an engine, ear

If there's anything that I've learned

I just hit my record: three solid, recognizable synchronicities in one day

Usedta work in the worst place for earthquakes in the girth of The Bay Cursed space

As long as there's been humans there's been art. Think about that.

If you turn the volume up while the song is playing, the volume raising must be in the rhythm with the song. [Sec.14.2.3]

MO OME KMOWS THE TROUBLE IME SEEM, NOBOMY KMOWS BUT JEMUM

'Sorry I couldn't make it, I passed away'

Saying 'Passed away' is a way more apt term for saying you fell asleep than someone kicked the buck

The fact that my ten year high school reunion is being held at Blue Lake Casino in a small conference room 'got me feelin some kinda way' 👀

Satellite dish ears

Won the life lottery again and again Must spread the wealth

Ever make a conscious decision to never reject anything in the universe?

"Do you still have a mystery?" "I do not trace" "Explode!" "Never give up!" "Do not name me!" -Keiji Haino

Creativity strikes in the shower ?

Oh, my grand vision? Nah, you don wanna hear it. Ok--here it is: you combine SkyMall catalogue with costco

I bought all my pets from SkyMall catalogue

I do all my grocery shopping in SkyMall catalogues

When do I get my SkyMall catalogue, huh? When?

The best power a king has is to give people badass or hilarious nicknames and everyone has to use them

There were rats living inside the walls of my childhood home in Arcata, CA. They didn't bother us, and we didn't bother them.

Don't unconsciously adapt to others expectations of who you are Expect nothing from anyone, in the most positive way

My name is PM, and this is my associate CM. Oh, what does it stand for? Pay Me. Pay Me Cash Money.

Uh, no, Hans Zimmer. Hang up the hat ol buddy You had a good run.

Got compared to a young Jack Nicholson today. I'LL TAKE IT

MF DOOM's PR man

Do you think when a female elk stumbles upon a golf course they think they've found heaven? Where's our golf course?

Massaging my toes

Had a cauliflower for dinner

We're 5th generation Californian hippies, boss. This is what we do.

Do you believe in the soul? Or the soil?

I'm not a human I'm a hue, man

I love my garden 'nomes. They're metronomes I put in my garden.

If you can't answer the question WHY NOT(?) Then STOP That train of THOUGHT

Ice T knew

I'm inclined to say no more dust jackets on books.  am I wrong? Missing something?

HELP ME READ THIS PAPER, IASOS

Brands I would be willing to shill for on their own merit: Traditional Medicinals tea Crest 3D White toothpaste La Croix sparkling water

I may wind up as a new age bass flautist who lives in Bolinas, California. DONT SAY I AIN WARN YOU

THE SOUTH SAN FRANCISCO OYSTER POINT WIND HARP. LISTEN WITH ME.

Did you listen to IASOS today? That's what I thought. Go home, son.

I've had dreams about reading books that don't exist, why can't i bring them into reality??

Planes, trains, and automobiles was, strangely, a formative movie for myeh.

Removed from all context, Lucifer is a great name. Shame.

I then moved my body through space and time simultaneously using the acceleration of an automobile vehicle know as a 'car', owned by

Never gotten seasick, carsick or airsick. I can always adapt to shifting beneath me. PAY ME I could technically go by 'El

Or Dennis, but it just still doesn't make sense. Me? A first name Dennis? Why?

I think I found the word I can get the most s whistles out of: Superstitions PAY ME

"And then he got interested in weird music, never saw him since..."

Chip meridian

How many chips have I eaten in my life? If you put all the chips I've eaten into a bag, how much air would it take to inflate it to unreal?

What if the Grammys was good? It would be really good. We'll never know

Always sad when you catch a jingle wif a good melody

You there! Boy! MORE JUDGEMENT

Modify the apocalypse

Min Tanaka for Secretary of the Interior

I've been told I have beautiful hands (?)

Hang your shining masks on the wall each night and study them, mark the patterns

Sponsor the apocalypse

Talent, power, love, determination! Then you get signed off on by the money people! Hi please love me

There's TOO MANY movies. There's TOO MANY shoss.

If you live in the city you live on top of many things before the ground. In the country you live on few or no things before the ground

Call my apartment a 10 pacer. because there's 10 steps from front to back fer me

Deep NYC unwanted lore

Deep San Francisco lore

Deep LA lore

Christchurch, New Zealand. Really? Christchurch.

Say your words into a bag, Then it's easier to carry them With you

I have a pretty good collection of healing materials

LIVE DRIVE TIME TRAFFIC

Is life a race in which we try to get to laughter the fastest? Only Tina turner can tell

I live in a luxury studio. The ceiling is 1  cm. above my highest arm reach, so I can fully spin my arms.

You're a LEAFBLOWER. You're a rope swing cutter.

Best of the year: Bailiwick Denouement Avuncular Wary Toiler's Friend One of those oversize tennis balls Wool Suit

In a period of removal

Definitely toiling in obscurity over heah

Day ZERO

Prince is excited about NBC nightly news

I don't disappoint. I go far beyond that, into true despair.

Bizarre diatribes on insignificant things

Jolt for joelt please

Train dogs and hogs to bring me truffles. Then we'll talk

Calling someone insane is the highest compliment you can give now

I used to read Archie comics?

Chinese beats rug

Cents of entitlement. I am owed these cents, my good sir!!!!!!!!

Where can I buy a sense of entitlement

What if they did a whole talk show with current guests and monologues referencing current pop culture and then didn't air it for 18 years

JFK did pardon Hampton Hawes though

I've always lived directly in a flight path

Ey become a barnacle on the underbelly of the reality stone for a sec ok?

"Ladies and gentleman, I reiterate, thank you, fa lettin me, be mice elf, again."

Ever realize that there's a lot of good people? Lives as books

I'm writing a song called 'collapse'. Wanted to make a note to remember nex time I work on it and wrote 'strip down collapse'. Laughed

I just hired Tommy Lee Jones to follow me around everywhere and vigorously defend every decision I make

I somehow feel responsible for the constriction going on outside my door and when it's done I feel satisfied

Is there anything left to learn after you can peel an orange in one piece ?

So I call up Mr. Wally. And Full Dread Sally.

YOU AINT SMOOTH JAZZ UNTIL YOU DID A CHRISTMAS ALBUM DUN!

It's always my goal for my noise based improvisations to equal the level of musicality achieved by the pipeline renovations outside my door

I don't need any reinforcement of the things that define me

Proving again that things always come in twos: there were two different watchable Kerouac movies this year.

Cut to: me working on my craft and still haven't displayed it

Briefly fascinated by 'Extreme Cheapskates' on Netflix

Drums were the first tables, tables were the first drums. (Chicken egg)

You might catch me in Calistoga drinking La Croix

Think about all the muscle memory movements you do in a given day and how good you are at them. Envelope yourself in kindness

We may as well make everything an experience right?

Tip #2 on some site for writing a statement of purpose: "write the statement yourself.'  GEEZOOS CREST PIPPLE

They're about to do the titular trash dance

Trooves: truth is stranger than fiction. One mans trash is another's treasure. Nothing possible is not happening. THATS IT, FOLKS!

It's fun living right on a street corner in SF but I also get to look out the window + see a lady w/child rolling a stop sign while texting!

I like how when you open Logic software it has a picture of a platinum record like 'it's out there, you yokel. Go get it you cur.'

NO MORE PENNY CANDY!

Plus, you probably CAN sing ya big dummy!!

'I can't sing' is not a reason not to sing

We've just got to have our horse in every damn race don't we?

Slow anxiety

The CK in Louie CK stands for Chaka Khan

Pieces of a Dream had a song called 'ttyl (I'm driving)' good message

Got the space heater back out

That thing where someone just says a persons name they see and nods

A good reward for making positive changes in your life: Crippling Anxiety!

I'm now a dietitian and life coach. I will inspire crippling anxiety in you - making you lose weight and negatively affecting your life!

New Miracle Diet:                                         ANXIETY!!

Spock. Spock. Odo. Spock.

Evidence !

Talking about Phil woods and amiri Baraka with fools tonight. Gitler and thelonious monk.

A board game where you sit in a circle and every turn everyone loses and you all embrace and congratulate each other

Mozzarella marshmallows

My grammas tambourines

PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS PUT SHOES ON WIRES THOUGH. Laced together. Until there ainn no more wires bove-ground. Then they'll (we'll) bury them. 👟👟

THEY TRIED TO STOP ME FROM TWEETING ABOUT KENNY G. CANT STOP WONT STOP

Had the only conversation to ever occur in which Kenny G and DOOM were confused for each other

PATIENCE YOU CURS

YOU AINT SOLD AS MUCH AS KENNY G THOUGH ! YOU DONT HEAR HIM YAPPIN BOUT IT

David Lynch has red curtains so I have blue curtains you curs

"As serious as your life." -Elvin Jones

Holy overtones

Noh Hay Tin Mai Hardt

Laughed extremely hard at the computer voice saying 'I'm sorry' because it legit sounded so sincere

I used to dislike to phrase 'outro' (in a musical context). between age 12-19

Are orderlies the bouncers of hospitals or are bouncers the orderlies of bars ?

BOZ !

Green caliloo

Slightly too warm, in jazz clubs, waiting. Bad red wine, too many choruses, earnest white men. I LOVE IT THESE THEM THIS (one chorus and out

Getting small saxophone, small amp, small microphone and small delay pedal. I'll hunch over on a chair and look at the ground, playing, quie

A joy epilepsy. Speaking in tongues for joy

IF YOU CAN

It's all just root strata, right?

I am a salamander in the backyard of my house when I was 5 years old    Another afternoon

4 years=4 weeks                                          While listening to 12 days                             From 'two miles a day'

The Whitt Huisse

Draped in lavender dream pillows, my cloths and hats all stuffed with the finest freshest LAVENDER

I like washing very large pots and containers. Does anyone have any I could wash out real good with a scrub brush

Very. Un. Cut.

What age did you first learn shamu?

What age did you first learn shame?

Buddie on a bun

Katy perry bit Dave holland's album title

I am a big fan of old pop tunes initially because people like 👑Sonny Rollins👑 played them but then I got to really love the lyrics, structur

Felt satisfaction and contentment from successfully changing my desktop photo, using 'stretch to fit screen'

The Dalai Lama is a scientologist

Christchurch

To be buried under a tree and decompose into the earth or be buried at sea and be food for fish and sea creatures ('?')

If you are bulbucka, let me tell ya this

I cannot read the beliefs o someone who still thinks capitalism exists.

Only important musical facts put on this here, this here.

Miroslav Vitous is rap

Think I had a dream about 'Jesus'

The new holistic health trend becomes: 'hey, just lick the floor every once in a while'

IF YOU CAN

Honking at me on the 101 in stopped dead traffic? I'll take it !!!!!!!!!!!!

The lives of the people you live with, from yelling to screaming with laughter

Wolf two plates

What if I gave you money?

We at sea level (and/or 150 ft above)

Jiggs Whigham (never forget)

STONE'S BEHAVIOR BECAME INCREASINGLY ERRATIC

Visit the places your streets are named after

Catch me in the whip, slappin Don Cherry, eating soup dumplings

PEACE to all who have moved molecules with instruments with me. If not let's do so at a theatre near you

They probably put a recording device in the big phone pole/phone box 10 feet from my door right? Might as well. Not to mention the cop phone

At least I know roughly what the boxer rebellion is now.

Guess I'm just acting out my purpose right? Idunno.

Bush didnt do 9/11, it's far deeper than that. I'm talking about the BIG BANG. bush did the Big Bang.

Kinda weird how we don't have to do anything ever ?

Does anybody know this iss me?

I live in San Francisco?

Beh. Beh. B. beh. Beh beh. Beh

I range the city, man

California is what I know

'Welcome to anxiety' - what if lord quas had said that

Cedar Walton, George Duke, Marian McPartland Marian McPartland, George Duke, Cedar Walton George Duke, Marian McPartland, Cedar Walton Ce

Say blast you instead of bless you when someone sneezes. No one will notice.

In a way, it's nice that politicians identify themselves as darmocrit and rapunliker, so's I know who not to vote for

Veggie chips are Chex

Singing to a dog

Is everyone's life a process of ridding of fears learned earlier?

What is the genre of modern comedy that teeters on the edge of horror known as?

Me=teddible (Ralph Steadman voice)

San Francisco is now SaF

People that describe their favorite music by naming radio stations: HI!!!!!!

5th street message

Forces in motion

Ital ketchup

Metal band named Corpseulant

BREAK THE BONE, GET A WISH

I ADMIT IT

"Are we not the sons of Slaves?" -Junior Delgado

Car horns like bells in the distance

Bring Back Long's Drugs

Goats on mount Davidson

Are yew avin a laff? ARE YEW AVIN A LAFF??

Happy

A lil morning Michael McDonald. Egg mcmuffin

The lonely consciousness unification

Broke down in Brisbane !

We're spirit vigilantes, projecting

Asymmetrical, as always, a case by case basis

The only way forward is straight ahead, through the ghost fog, inhale it

We shall make our own ads, we'll offer up our own personal information, we'll do what THEY SAID TO DO

The more they watch us, the more they hold us down, the more our hope grows. The more out love grows. The more our flamboyance grows. GROW

SOON DOUBLE SIDED AXE

IF YOU ARE THE BIG TREE. WE ARE THE SMALL AXE. SHARPENED TO CUT YOU DOWN.

For all Lee Perry's beefs with Bob Marley, it's like, Bob never did a Guinness commercial ya know? Still a great commercial though

F. I just remembered I used to drink out of those plastic water bottles all the time.

"Dave Koz and Friends at the Golden Nugget Casino" billboard on 80 east in Loomis

paddle swung high and wide out over the water, cutting into the flow of the river with a shhhhh while he scanned ahead. The pine trees on th

Ways Of Knowing

IT'S OUT THERE JUST LOOK

Unfraudulently

There's three earth-planets 22 light years away and the Multiverse night be a reality. Welcome to Tuesday the 25th of June 2013 CA USA EA MW

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How can you love the sea without going into the sea? (If you're able to, etc. blah blah blah)

YOU DISRESPECT MY DOJO?

We savage sons of Yahowa, except not. We savage though

Orange you glad you didn't say banana?

I like the 'cheesy' later day Rhodes sound better than the 'classic' Rhodes sound?

In many ways Reagan was a pinnacle

Hey. Psst. Cmere. Hey psst. Cmere. Lemme tell ya somethin. Psst. Psst. Everything's an absurd joke. They'll also steal your money. Psst. Pss

This reporter's favorite music is: JUNGLE MUSIC

Orange you glad you didn't say banana?

Aren't you excited about what this great company has to offer? I KNOW I AM

HEY COMPANY!!!! Great to see you thanx for erything I LUH YOU

Thank you for your quality GOODS and SERVICES !

What a GREAT                          COMPANY!!

Selah brushun

Can you please stop stealing my jokes. Just. Just please. Can you PLEASE STOP STEALING MY JOKES PLEASE

Orange you glad you didn't say banana?Orange you glad you didn't say banana?Orange you glad you didn't say banana?Orange you glad you didn't

Orange you glad you didn't say banana?

Young Flamboyant (except not that flamboyant)

Interesting how Motorcycle Clubs are still very much alive and well in California

DRED AM THEM SCIENTIST

"Did Brian Eno party?" -Spencer Doran

DOOM accepting the lifetime achievement Grammy

I gonna wait for THEM to approach ME to make the hold muzik

Can I teach a college level course on fuzak?

Made up my mind, only make fuzak from now on, the air is right

They ten run ruled em

IM IGNORANT PLS HELP?

My life seems like a procession of different beverages

Is it weird I like the smell of my asparagus pee

Too bad the bumper sticker EVOLVE is CORNBALL

Open my window, find a big beautiful van

Reality is the projections of your heart, absorbed into the multiverse

We're wavy, in the wild

We're wildpeople, on the waves

Steady problem identifyin and reducin!

You know how people get a sleeve of tattoos. I want what they call a ski mask

The capital of Jefferson state was to be Yreka

Flipped a coin and it came up Duke!

I'm not even trying to comprehend all the music Duke put out, it's too much to even contemplate in totality. Everything I heard-good? What?

I'd like to make Sly Stone a fruit smoothie. Good quality fruits and juices, coconut milk etc.

If I can just meet OL' DAVE Lynch than I'm good

"Heineken?" -Frank

HARD WATER

UNDER CONTROL

Language, currency, belief, condition

You're gonna present this as something that wasn't inherent in the systems you invented? Enjoy your money!

"MORE WINE" -all kings

Being bored in a cult

Go speed racist!

Too many angles to absorb, put on the horse blinders

When I got my first text message in 2004 I thought it was someone f'ing with me/advertising/someone trying to get money but it was real

Member when phones made speakers crackle before they rang. Miss that.

Go up to people and whisper the word 'racist' in their ears

Barstobama. Fresnobama. San Diegobama. Ohiobama. Idahobama. Mexicobama. Austriobama-Hungary.

Master Grub

The James Brown Latin album that never was and should have been

Prestobama

It's a time of long hair innit

Krazy glue the mechanism

Plain plants and plantains on a plantation with Haitians, Asians, nascent creations of new nations and painted shamans. The Cayman Islands.

I try to never question the deep connection I have with baseball

Watched baseball managers flipping out at bad calls and throwing the bases

Ben steins monologues from 'the mask'

Parking parnuts

Why am I so blivious?

'Slow string music' means drone string music on closed captioning

Z row hay tin Mai hart

Will we ever no

Jah DOES rule, Mr. President

Driving miss Dresy

PEIGH MII PLESS

Mint Jew lip

Love the FedEx hold music. Dead serious.

Fresnobama

It's the kind of music this reporter calls, "what I like."

Listen to Sizzla Kalunji ok

Every salesman has 'sold everything'

When you yell at Bonnie Raitt, you're berating B. Raitt

Chicken. Meat. Turkey. Meat. Roast beef. Meat. Corned beef. Meat. Duck. Meat. Season. Meat. Eat it. Meat. Eat it. Meat.

It's nice to hear that closing radio show snippet at the end of 36 Chambers, then think about how everything they said would come true

Are peoples doing doctoral theses on ODB yet?

Victor Iya's Secret

AQUATICS CAMP

Oh what do I do for a living? I'm a professional gambler. I do scratchers

Google Facebook and twitter are all more sophisticated versions of publishers clearinghouse

A man on a motorcycle with his golden retriever in the sidecar, CA-35 North

LADEEEEEEEZ AND GENTLEMEN...................I give you.............................................Maria Bamford saying the word "Hoosegow"

Now I must become good!

Goddamn, my friends are good at music. I am lucky

Super racist Eric's deli commershial

GROWTH. then what? No one in a position to do so had ever offered an answer

LISTEN TO DON BLACKMAN OK Get well soon, god

Listen to Ornette ok

Thanks ya lug nut!

Ten djinns din

Gotta abandon getting the idea perfect/exactly what you would theoretically want if you wann gett anything donne. Better ta get it dinn

My paycheck brought to me by cheap Chinese labor, rich European people's over-consumption and viewers like you!

For all their flaws, good war movies are actually pretty educational in a basic/starting point sense

This is America. And I know how to navigate.

Follow me follow me follow me follow me but don't lose your

Japan, California. Heal it. Make it happen. There come here.

Wind is the only thing holding the trees up

Why don't they decorate the handcuffs a little. Lets liven this place up a little my boys in blue!!!!!'!! No I will not put down my sword no

When you play peek-a-boo with the abyss, the abyss giggles and balls up its little fists and shakes them and it WAS AN ABABYSS ALL ALONG AWW

Constiparenting

Sir Mix-A-Lot's 'Put 'Em On The Glass' is new national anthem, nation-state of Jefferson. Don't get mad at me, you guys picked it I warned y

New! Dis-Appointment Service! You can schedule an appointment to insult me to my face! You won't be Dis-Appointed! Available for a limited t

Wedigogurt: eliminate your cursed hunger with delicious yogurt in a tube! with live probiotics

Leafblowers for EVERYONE or leafblowers for NO ONE.

I wanna see the globetrotters

Didnt think I could like raccoons any less until 1 ran in front of my car last night and gave me a stroke. Thing's lucky I'm the best driver

Either someone will read these someday or I will put them in a book and leave it at the glen park Bart station southbound platform

Yes, I can see that you're proficient/good at what you're presenting, but... YOU KNOW??

Lets feed these kids, fellas! No?

Three falsities of this polyverse: you. me. us.

Three truths of this multiverse: Diesel Truckers. Grapefruit Juice. Flags.

All radio stations now play only Diesel Truckers

Haven't heard someone call a cigarette a cancer stick since I was living in arcata

My ringtone is Phillip Seymour Hoffman singing 'Slow Boat to China' from THE MASTER.

These print cells are makin me thirsty

Other two truths: 'nothing possible is not happening' -DeLillo and truth is always stranger than fiction. Only one truth is sandwich related

Follow the police to the sandwiches. Follow the firefighters to the sandwiches. One of the three truths of the polyverse.

I'm at a place where men are eating sandwiches. No women eating sandwiches in sight. I'm eating a single sandwich and drinking Big Cranberry

Men Eating Sandwiches

If only, if only, said the cloud cat as he was lounging in the subterranean Everglades wearing a bolo tie hat and a shoe vest. Creates echo.

Drones over Big Bear

"Cancel The Apocalypse!" -Saul Williams

George. W. Bush's paintings

Latrell spreewell

Spree

Japan

Russia

Somehow by staying loose I've avoided all pain?

Remember the time you heard a story that wasn't there ?

Remember the time you found out that an album was a world you could live in ?

Fine lime mist

Sorry, but I have dismissed Europe. Asia, Middle East, Africa, s. America. ANTARCTIC OVER EUR

Labor for wage!

Terry Gross's gross tarry cloth.

If you wanted Terry Gross to stay put and she hasn't showered in weeks, say "tarry, gross Terry Gross." Sorry.

A good reply to a lot of things is: THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

I'm The Lord of this one square inch of AstroTurf

All music machines everywhere now play only AM radio from 1980.

There's always people of every age

I wanna get Mary J. Blige to do a chorus on one of my songs, but have her just speak the chorus in a monotone

Lost coast cost most mossed oats tossed coats

STOP MANUFACTURING LEAFBLOWERS. REPURPOSE THE ONES THAT ALREADY EXIST (AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN!)

LEAVE THE PLANTS GROWING IN THE CRACKS OF THE SIDEWALK/STREET ALONE (WITHIN REASON)

I want to watch this lance Armstrong Oprah interview?

Joe Strummer put a lighter on the cover of an album and a picture of him with three other men on the cover of another album

Did Joe Strummer like apple juice?

For whatever reason the Joe Strummer lyric that sticks in my head the most is "LIVE IN THIS WORLD" from the first Mescaleros album

Whitt Pipple

Pretend they named the streets after different/the correct people. Webster st.

Who invented and patented the LEAFBLOWER?

Candido candidly candied on the congas.

Safeway Select apple cider vinegar? Bragg's apple cider vinegar.

Original saltines? Whole grain saltines.

European style yogurt? Greek style yogurt.

Shaud owt

AlObama

HIVE MIND, FELLA

Just become a little bit less of a bastard and a sonofabitch everyday! That's all it is folks

Listening to Walmart radio

The club is crazy right now. Crazy how much protection from car theft the club offers.

I'm in the club. Someone made a huge replica of the club and I'm inside it.

I'm at this warehouse club right now. It's the warehouse of the company that makes the club.

The system is not equipped for a 0% unemployment rate

Myth com'dy

Mitts Romney

Mick Romney

Miff Romney

Myth Romney

Oh yeah, I forgot you forgot that A GENERATION OF MUSICIANS GOT SCREWED OUT OF COMPENSATION FOR THEIR LIFE'S WORK BY MEN WHO'RE STILL RICH

Livin till the quake

GIVE IT TO ME

It is pretty insane that we have a president who might possibly know who Doug E. Fresh is tho

We're all vast improvements hih

Are you familiar with the rap term 'played out?'

I give you three kopeks.

I guess I'll just work here till I retire.

Cab driver pumping Herbie hancocks mwandishi album

NOR CAL NOR CAL NOR CAL CORE NALLOW

Wuhtz yore plaann fir thuh fewchurr

Got my mind on my mind and my mind on my mind

The elementary school I went to doesn't exi$t anymore

Correct histories must be observed

The fur suit of happiness

Depot seating some checks

CANDLES

AH KNEE MUHNEY

Twin Televisions

GEE I WONDER WHOS MAKING MONEY OH WAIT

Fermented rice wrapped rice

How long till a restaurant just serves fatty meats in heavy cream?

Miraloma park, peer a chrome in, sharked

"don't answer the question you're asked, answer the question you wish you were asked" -Robert mcnamara

He had come to the same conclusion that I had, that in certain situations it was necessary to

I've got both Texan and Jewish blood in me. My love of beef brisket is legend.

Guys, this maid is driving me nuts nawmsayn?! Oh wait, I've actually never had and do not currently have a maid.

YER PART OF A SYSTEM THAS CRUMBLIN BE CALM

Eggs an rice

Playin for my dinner

IF HISTORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE BORING NO ONE TOLD US BACARDI

CAN YOU IMAGINE AMERICA BEFORE ALL OF THIS? WHEN IT WAS JUST LAND? CAN YOU?

Do you have information for me? #

MUST MIST

MUST MISS

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

BUT THESE PRICES WON'T LAST

HAHAHAHAHA IT DOESNT MATTER IF I DO ANYTHIIIIIIIING

A music trivia show where every answer is Ace Of Base

Put the coexist bumper sticker on the Volvo station wagön and give me most of your money #=

All celeste everything

Anybody have a download link for The Baja Men box set?

Anyone have a download link to Zappa's country album?

Anyone have a download link to that song about liking that "old time rock and roll?"

Soup

Juneteenth

Your opinion is that the fact is false, which would result in your personal financial enrichment. You must be right sir, because you're rich

There appears to be a difference of opinion here. My opinion is that this fact that's been proven beyond doubt is a fact.

THE U.S CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

The BP oil spill takes the plate

The wasabi peas go in the salad. Don't argue.

These piebald curs

I put comedy albums on shuffle

I'm not a music fan

Has there been a band named The Feebies yet?

The one thing that's impossible to escape in this life is design.

Wine

My life in taco trucks

Yerba Buena lemon balm lavender

INTERESANTE

Help me out here massive

I repeat: is wasabi good for you OR WHAT?

Lookin foreword to

On step foreword, two step backward. Down in a Babylon.

Texas in less than a

Yung conundrum

MIGHTY HEALTHY

Sometimes I want to say to myself "hey there little buddy, we had a big day today, didn't we" and give myself a lollipop.

Monopsony

"lost in the cartoon, I grab the lifeline" -Neil young

People in the UK still call us 'the colony'

Does the corruption ever not reach all the way to the top?

CORRUGATED TIN

If anything about a job effects you negatively, they've already won.

Listening to someone explain with total confidence details of a highly science-involved event they learned about skimming an online article

"I think I'd be ready and willing to dive into international espionage, and have a natural aptitude for it if the chance arose." -every male

"THE SYSTEM HAS FAILED." -Dave Mustaine "I endorse Rick Santorum." -Dave Mustaine

The shorter the mullet, the worse the mullet.

Fir Rails

RAUL CASTRO?

WE DON'T OWN YA HEARD

RAGU

Rick Ross feat. Christopher Cross - "Sailing (smugglers remix)"

Wasabi Coated Green Peas

WYCLEF WHAT HAPPEN

It's LOADING

A dentist in Santa Cruz told me that you should never have your teeth touching and I had never heard that before.

What age were you when you realized that you could do anything you want in this life?

The rules of baseball are the only human invention that makes complete and total SENSE

MUDFACE

Oh this? This that this.

I'D ALSO LIKE TO EXPERIENCE THAT MEDIA OBJECK.

You didn't 'break down' or 'finally give in,' you signed up for a service on a website.

Oh you know that thing you are talking about right now? I did a better version of that thing better than you. Did you know that?

Hey did you know the media created an association between two things in my mind? Do you have that too? No? Did you know that I do have that?

When will they make white strips for the other sides of our teeth?

WHAT'S YOUR PASSION? RENO TAHOE

ARE WE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE FUN ON THIS EARTH?

"You chose the cheese winner! COLBY" -a cheez-it box

When the media calls an artist living legend it means they've squeezed the lemon dry and are now priming the public for max post-death sales

"the clave is the key to life" -Billy Hart

Celery is the best apparatus for peanut butter delivery.

I fully understand that I'm not part of the mainstream but there are intersections

Jiggs Whiggham

Mountains to embrace me, bay water to bathe me, sand to sand me smooth.

Billie Bauer we major

Warne marsh get money

Lennie tristano will run your jewels

Lee konitz gangsters

We live in a world with leafblowers.

Some peoples pronunciation of the word 'god' would be phonetically spelled 'goo wad.'

They should have various boxes to check off. It would make us all feel better.

I ate bleach

Super duty tuffwork!!!

When in doubt, drink water.

Everything we've learned has been a lie. Now we must find out who created each lie, and why.

"never mistake motion for action."  -Hemingway

His face coalesced sharply, his one-track eyes blank and assuming.

He smelled of cheap cigarettes and cheaper cologne.

Cautiously optimistic

Ok. That's large. Keep it movin.

This is it?

But; everything remains everything.

And the roar and peel of the world rumbles along.